Winner!

I spend far too much time thinking about possible strategies for contests that don't and probably shouldn't exist.

Case in point - Worst breath.

The chili cheese Fritos I'm eating now would probably add an edge - though the chili scent might be too pleasantly aromatic. Also - where most contestants would probably just huff at the judges noses right away - my thought is that I'd have a brief suck in as the judging was to begin to lull them in and perhaps lead them to actually sniff - right about the time I blow hot nastiness their way. Trophy to me.