Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What seriously? On wheels...

I'm lately infatuated with the idea of becoming a roller derby girl. Nevermind the fact that I struggle to remove my girth from the office chair and suck wind at the sight of a gym. I've been going to matches for the last few years and I find them really rousing.

Currently I'm at the stage in the roller girl fantasy where I have begun to check out skates online and have been pondering potential names. Here is the short list thus far (not sure if any of these are already taken):

Editor in Chest
Bitter Betty
Woman Scorned
Dark Sally
Hair Puller
Wound Service
Hungry
Pain Baker
Chef Agony
Nomo Teeth
Mark Pain

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